AAAAA [AAAAG]
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Language type
Joke language
Species
Human/humanoid
About AAAAA
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AAAAA
AAAAA
Sample of AAAAA[view] -XXX: AAAAA / -5: AAAAA / -4: AAAAA / -3: AAAAA / -2: AAAAA / -1: AAAAA / 0: AAAAA / 1: AAAAA / 2: AAAAA / 3: AAAAA / 4: AAAAA / 5: AAAAA / XXX: AAAAA
-XXX: A gynecologist, whose state of mind is mildly positive and has 19 hours ago ingested three slices of a Papa John's pepperoni and anchovy pizza, is concurrently breathing the same proportion of air as was breathed by Shakespeare, within a 0.434% margin of error, as two clowns who formerly worked for the P.T. Barnum circus, but not within twenty-nine months and eight days of each other, while both are currently viewing television and have done so for at least 19 minutes today, but not more than 1 hour and 47 minutes today, while one of them is watching an animated program and the other an old B-movie, while all three people are, respectively, in Saint George, Utah, Quincy, Illinois, and London, Kentucky. / -5: A 60-year-old professor cooking fruit in a 30-year-old oven on the Leaning Tower of Pisa, dreaming about rain every summer at midnight, and using a pogo stick to jump to the roof to water the garden on winter nights. / -4: A CEO performing a handstand on a unicycle on the top of the Eiffel Tower during winter. / -3: Checking your social media daily in a restroom stall while listening to a random song. / -2: Writing using dreams. / -1: Sucking on pencils. / 0: Hopefully, most tropes on This Very Wiki. / 1: Listing people named John. / 2: Walking. / 3: Staring. / 4: Breathing. / 5: Existing. / XXX: Ability to be conceivably and/or theoretically be defined as a gestalt entity in a conceptual framework.[view all texts]
-XXX: A gynecologist, whose state of mind is mildly positive and has 19 hours ago ingested three slices of a Papa John's pepperoni and anchovy pizza, is concurrently breathing the same proportion of air as was breathed by Shakespeare, within a 0.434% margin of error, as two clowns who formerly worked for the P.T. Barnum circus, but not within twenty-nine months and eight days of each other, while both are currently viewing television and have done so for at least 19 minutes today, but not more than 1 hour and 47 minutes today, while one of them is watching an animated program and the other an old B-movie, while all three people are, respectively, in Saint George, Utah, Quincy, Illinois, and London, Kentucky. / -5: A 60-year-old professor cooking fruit in a 30-year-old oven on the Leaning Tower of Pisa, dreaming about rain every summer at midnight, and using a pogo stick to jump to the roof to water the garden on winter nights. / -4: A CEO performing a handstand on a unicycle on the top of the Eiffel Tower during winter. / -3: Checking your social media daily in a restroom stall while listening to a random song. / -2: Writing using dreams. / -1: Sucking on pencils. / 0: Hopefully, most tropes on This Very Wiki. / 1: Listing people named John. / 2: Walking. / 3: Staring. / 4: Breathing. / 5: Existing. / XXX: Ability to be conceivably and/or theoretically be defined as a gestalt entity in a conceptual framework.[view all texts]
Language family relationships
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Phonology
| Consonants | Glottal | |
| Plosive | [ʔ]1 | |
- allophone of //
| Vowels | Front | |
| Near-open | æ: | |
Orthography
Below is the orthography for AAAAA. This includes all graphemes as defined in the language's phonology settings - excluding the non-distinct graphemes/polygraphs.
 AAAAAOrthography [edit] |
| AAAAA AAAAA /æ:/ |
| ✔ Shown in correct order [change] |
